Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should makethings a bit more clear . .IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to payfor it.IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open allthe doors for yourself.IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no workrequired.AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work andthen they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to getout.AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and goinsidebars.IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.AT WORK... they are called managers.So why is it again that we work?Have a Great Day everyone!!
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