TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED

10. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 9. So that-with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.6. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. No one ever steals your chair. 2. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked: 1. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
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