Fridays Joke : Symbolises Christmas

WooHoo, Xmas is nearly here. Well i'm off for 12 days after today so bloggin will be non-existence. Thanks to everyone for leaving a comment, pointing out my many mistakes made, showing me exactly were i'm just being stupid, and also helping me out, whether it be here or on the lists.Merry Christmas all, and Happy New Year.

Three guys pass away on Christmas Eve and are met by St.Peter.

St. Peter says, "In honor of the season, you must eachpossess something that symbolises Christmas."

The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out twolighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.

"What do they symbolise?" asks St. Peter.

"They're candles!"

"Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates."

The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out acouple sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakesthem.

"What do they symbolise?" inquires St. Peter.

"They're bells!"

"Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!"

The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets,finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman's panties.He holds them up proudly.

Puzzled, St. Peter asks, "What do they symbolise?"

"They're Carol's!"