Reports are coming in of an 'I love you' virus mutation
After the other day's worldwide strike of the "I LOVE YOU VIRUS", reports are already coming in that the virus is mutating into several stages.Within the next few hours, expect to see:The original "I love you" virus The "I like you a lot" virusThe "You're nice, but I just want to be friends" virusThe "Its not you, its me" virusThe "Look, it was just a date...don't get clingy" virusThe "Okay, I think its best if we don't have anymore contact" virusThe "It was late, I was drunk, you were easy" virusThe "Stop calling me, you unfeeling prick" virus and finally,The "That's it, I hate you and your stupid dog" virusPlus: The "No, I Ruullllyyyy Like You" Virus ... usually hits around midnightThe "You're Beawfullll ....." virus .... usually hits about 2amThe "Nothing has to happen. I just want to wake up with you in my arms" virus ..... careful, it's a sly one.The "You're OK but I was wondering if your friend is single" virusThe "Of course I'll phone you ... Now do you want me to call a cab for you?" .......... hmmm, that'll hit anytime between 3am & noon. Happy new year, hope you all had a good one.