Fridays Joke: Choosing dinner

Friday is here again! First off let me shoot out a warning to the Bob's. This is a joke! Its not "too" dirty (in my mind) but I did just want to send out a warning!

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who isalso the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me adirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order fromthere."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pileand picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table andhands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes inadeep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashedpotatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks to himself as he walks towardthe kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife, so he tells herwhat had just occurred. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni andcheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the nexttime the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the ownersees him coming, so runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary compliesand hands her husband the fork.

As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." Theblind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,



"Hey, I didn't know that Mary worked here!"


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