WooHoo, the friday joke before midday, and some people at the CFDevCon doubted I'll even post this at all, shame on you :o) If you were there leave a comment - I think I hounded everyone enough! I will post later about the conference and try and report everything(ish). I do have pictures though and they say " a piccture is worth a thousand words!" Enjoy!
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."