Fridays Joke: So what is for breakfast

Well it's my Birthday weekend and I'm starting if off by having today off, and not coming back to work until the 29th (my actual birthday is the 28th August. I'm gonna be 29 on Tuesday, so really it's the countdown to 30 from here :o). Enjoy! A 7-year-old boy and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7 year old says, "When we go down stairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say HELL and you say ASS. The 4-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7 year old replies, "Ah hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." WHACK! The surprised mother reacts quickly. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?" "I don't know," the 4 year old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios."