Fridays Joke: The hitchhiker

Halloween, one of my favourite non-holidays of the year. Helen and I will be spending the night over my sisters house decorating it for the (adult) Halloween party on Saturday night. Complete with 10ft blow up frankenstein, smoke machine(!) i'll try and put some picks up on flickr this year. So with that a creepy joke for the weekend Enjoy!

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowlycoming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door... only torealise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on .

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of no where through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror,watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road,so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about thehorrible experience he had just had.

A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying and....wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...

"Look Paddy.....there's that f*king idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!"

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