Fridays Joke: Coma cure?

Happy Friday everyone and another week closer to Xmas Woohoo. I'm also realising that technical posts have been light from me. Not because I'm not working but I just have loads going on in the way of projects. Plus with the social communities popping up recently what chance do I have :) Though you can always find me on Twitter ... BTW if you don't get Twitter at least give it a try, it's Friday afterall! Enjoy!

A woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy As this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses rushed into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said,

"I guess she choked."


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