A man and his wife are driving down the highway having a fight over the husband sleeping with another woman. The wife takes out a knife and cuts of the mans penis and throws it out the window.
The penis splats onto the windshield of the car that is following and rolls off. The 14 year old girl riding with her dad says "What was that Dad?"
The father says "It was just a bug honey".
The daughter replies "Wow Dad, that bug sure had a big dick".