One day a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they tripped over a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says "hold it, hold it, hold it. If you two will just quit chasing each other for three minutes I'll give you both three wishes."
So they say "okay that sounds fair". The genie says "okay who'll go first?"
The bear pushes the rabbit out of the way "I'll go first. I wish all the bears in the forest except for me were girls."
The genie snaps his fingers and says done.
The rabbit says "I wish I had a crash helmet."
"Well thats a dumb wish" Says the bear, but the rabbit says "thats my wish."
The genie snaps his fingers and says done.
"I wish every bear in the world except me were girls."The genie goes "thats a big wish it'll count as two wishes?" The bear agrees and the genie snaps his fingers.
The rabbit with his two wishes left, "I wish for a motor scooter."
bear looks confused.
Then rabbit gets on his scooter puts on his crash helmet and as he's driving away he yells .... "I wish the bear was gay!"