Fridays Joke: In and out of puddles

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feels a tad awkward with just himself and the three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first, "What`s your name?"

"Huey" replies the duck.

"So, how`s your day been?"

"Oh, I`ve had a great day," replies Huey. "I`ve been in and out of puddles all day."

The bartender asks the second duck, "What`s your name?"

"Duey," answers the duck.

"And how`s your day been?"

"Oh, I`ve had a fantastic day," says Duey, "I`ve been in and out of puddles all day."

The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie!"

The duck replies, "No, I`m puddles."
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