Fridays Joke: Emergency Call

An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is actually dead!''*click* *BANG*Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next?''
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