A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown.Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the womantold them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, theyheaded to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shownup. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably notmake the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to lookout the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from treebranches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such athing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would payhim $50!"
The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. 'HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"
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