Fridays Joke: A Stiff Coffee

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

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627 Views | Posted At : May 9, 2008 2:56 AM | Posted By : Andy Jarrett
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Fridays Joke: Pregnant Irish woman

A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your Uncle from Cork came in and named them."

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611 Views | Posted At : May 2, 2008 2:40 AM | Posted By : Andy Jarrett
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Fridays Joke: The Bear and Rabbit

One day a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they tripped over a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says "hold it, hold it, hold it. If you two will just quit chasing each other for three minutes I'll give you both three wishes."
So they say "okay that sounds fair". The genie says "okay who'll go first?"

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718 Views | Posted At : April 25, 2008 12:55 AM | Posted By : Andy Jarrett
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Fridays Joke: The Fine

Mmmm Friday. Enjoy!

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture... of handcuffs.The motorist promptly sent the money for the fine.

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752 Views | Posted At : April 18, 2008 6:21 AM | Posted By : Andy Jarrett
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