If you haven't seen the entries floating around already, you can take screen shots of your iPhone with the new v2 upgrade.
To take a screen shot all you have to do hold down the home key (bottom square button) and push in the top button. The screen then will flash for a second then you're done. You'll find the image on your camera roll where you can sync it up to your Mac/PC and do what you want with it.
You can see a live demo in action atCnet
3 blokes, Steve Dave and Bruce are working on a high rise .... one of them (Steve) falls to his death.
The other two have to decide who will break the news to his missus.
Dave decides he'll do it as he's pretty good at that caring sentimental stuff and off he trots.
Citrix have finally released a beta client of their Citrix Secure Access Client for the Mac OSX.
The beta release for Secure Access Client for Mac OS X is supported for use with Access Gateway Standard Edition only. This client allows remote users to connect using an easy-to-use, Web download and updated client, enjoying a rich desk-like experience. Always-on access automatically and seamlessly reconnects users to their documents when they change locations and devices, or lose connectivity.
Up till now its been a Windows only client which meant I had to do everything through a VM image. Which was a pain when it comes to developing and testing sites.
You'll need to sign up (for free) to "My Citrix". Once logged in go to support >> downloads >> Select "Citrix Access Gateway" product from the drop down >> click on the link for "Secure Access Client for Mac OS X - BETA"
Query of a Query functionality was introduced in ColdFusion 5 and it gives the developer the ability to re-query a returned recordset. While it does implement the core set of SQL SELECT commands the one bit of functionality I miss is MySQL's Limit function (I miss this in ANY relational database thats not MySQL as it makes paginiation a doddle).
Limit in MySQL works as such:
The above code will display the first 10 results from your your (table is 0 indexed)
Starting from the 5th record this will bring back rows 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10
Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?
You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember.
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE' He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife.
'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
A bit late in the day, but here it is. Enjoy!
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
Two leprechauns have a bet.
To settle their bet, they take it to a convent.
Mother Superior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! It's a leprechaun!"
The first Leprechaun replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a question. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?"
Being the last day of the SOTR i'd thought I should keep the joke topical even though I couldn't make it up this year. Enjoy!
A dude walks into a bar and says to the bartender : "I want a 12 years old scotch, and don't try to fool me because I can tell the difference."
The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with a 3 year old scotch on the rocks.
Peter Boughton has been spending some time creating a comparison chart(wiki) for the ColdFusion engines out there.
The new site is at http://www.cfml-engines.info and of course as a wiki you are welcomed to update where applicable.
