Fridays Joke: The wedding night

This is the penultimate wedding joke before next weeks nuptials. Though I'm thinking now will I have time Friday morning to post one more joke? Enjoy!

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"

The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

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Helen's Gravatar NO........you wont have time on the Friday........ I will have hundreds of chores for you to do!!!!!!!!!
# Posted By Helen | 11/21/08 7:39 AM
Cliff Pearson's Gravatar His Masters Voice, Andy!

Get used to it. B->

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PS: 22 years into my marriage and I'm *STILL* getting used to it!
# Posted By Cliff Pearson | 11/21/08 10:37 AM
erikv's Gravatar Yeah, those are called "Honeydews" around here. Welcome to the club, your poor, poor man ;) I kid, of course. Congrats.
# Posted By erikv | 11/21/08 11:24 AM
charlie griefer's Gravatar ... and it begins :D
# Posted By charlie griefer | 11/21/08 1:58 PM
Ryan's Gravatar Andy, you are in luck. It turns out, penultimate means 'next to last', so you have time for 1 more good joke before you get married!

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/penultimate...
# Posted By Ryan | 11/21/08 3:24 PM
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