Gmail Invite - you've been warned
UPDATE: Ryan Guill has kindly offering anyone invites if people are still looking for them. Just leave a joke here in the comments or over at his site: http://www.ryanguill.com/blog/index.cfm?mode=entry&entry=F5D21766-40CA-6D1C-8A503306CC7451C0
Its Xmas and Google have handed me 10. If there is any reader to my blog that has yet to create an account drop me a line in the comments, and if you know a good joke feel free to leave one in return :o)
If not then in a few days i'll dump them into iSnoop
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hi andy, no joke, or should that be 'snow' joke, but i'd love a gmail invite.
pete
pete
I'd also love a Gmail Invite.
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Coming home late of Christmas Eve, i was shocked to find Santa in the sack with my wife.
Grabbing my gun and aiming it at Saint Nick's dick, i asked for an explanation...
"Well, I ran out of presents and had to give her something" Santa explained.
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(Groan!)
Tony
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Coming home late of Christmas Eve, i was shocked to find Santa in the sack with my wife.
Grabbing my gun and aiming it at Saint Nick's dick, i asked for an explanation...
"Well, I ran out of presents and had to give her something" Santa explained.
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(Groan!)
Tony
Hi. I also have no joke, sorry. I sure would love an invite, though.
Jim
Jim
thanks andymerry christmas and all the best for 2005!
Hi Andy,
I'd like to have a Gmail account too ;-).
Joke:
Two guys from belgium are walking through the dessert one with a car door in his hand. The other guy asks the guy with the door, "could you please open the window, its hot in here!"
Cheers,
Erwin
I'd like to have a Gmail account too ;-).
Joke:
Two guys from belgium are walking through the dessert one with a car door in his hand. The other guy asks the guy with the door, "could you please open the window, its hot in here!"
Cheers,
Erwin
No joke, but I would like an invite.
Greg
Greg
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I
take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and yell, "WHO'S HORNY??!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!
I would like a gmail account please, merry christmas and a happy new year for 2005.
I
take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and yell, "WHO'S HORNY??!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!
I would like a gmail account please, merry christmas and a happy new year for 2005.
Andy If you run out of invites to hand out, let me know, Ive got 6 i can contribute. just send me an email to the address i posted with.
Hi from Montreal,
English is not my first language, so I don't have any good joke. I'd love a GMAIL account :)
Thanks for everything anyway, love your blog.
English is not my first language, so I don't have any good joke. I'd love a GMAIL account :)
Thanks for everything anyway, love your blog.
I would love an invite, thanks for a great blog and a great looking site.
Yep a gmail invite would be soooo coool. Ten I could see what everyone is on about :o)
hahahaha a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says........ :oP
back with a joke for you...
mary and joseph sat there in the stable, with their new born baby. there's a knock at the door, which opens and three wise men appear and enter. Balthasar is first to approach the proud parents, but as he does so he steps on a discarded rake, sending it's handle flying right in to his face, "jesus christ" he exclaims, to which mary replies "ooh, that's a nice name, we were going to call him albert".
mary and joseph sat there in the stable, with their new born baby. there's a knock at the door, which opens and three wise men appear and enter. Balthasar is first to approach the proud parents, but as he does so he steps on a discarded rake, sending it's handle flying right in to his face, "jesus christ" he exclaims, to which mary replies "ooh, that's a nice name, we were going to call him albert".
2 snow men in a field one said to the other ....... "you know I think I can smell carrots" ba ba bome
What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?
Robin get in the car
Robin get in the car
