Well just got back from my hols in Ibiza with the g/f and gotta say good to be home. I managed a week without going near a PC which is pretty good for me. Though i've just opened FeedDemon to see 109 post on Full As A Goog - CFMX blend alone and numerous others waiting to be read.
Also just got back and noticed another bunch of invites from Gmail.com, usual rules post a joke in the comments (i don't care if its rude etc, just make sure its funny and not offensive, and make sure its not a duplicate). First 3 to post gets them flying your way
Two atoms are walking down the street when suddenly one says, "oh no! i lost an electron!" the other says, "are you sure?" to which the first replies, "i'm POSITIVE!"
(it's a knee-slapper i tell ya). don't need an invite either (have a few to give away myself). just wanted to play and spread cheer :)
A bear walks into to a bar and sits down. The bar tender turns and says "what'll ya have". The bear replies, "I'll have aaaaa... ...beer". The bartender then says, sure thing, but why the big pause?" And the bear says, "Hey, I'm a bear!" ha ha, get it, pause -> paws. Perhaps it's better in person. but it's still good.