Fridays Joke: Statues and bad days
Another Friday and two jokes this weeks due to a couple of things making me laugh. Also I don't know if there is gonna be a Friday joke next week as its my Birthday the Tuesday after and i'm having a 5 day weekend to celebrate being a year from 30. Enjoy!
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and dusted him with talcum powder.
Comments
I heard one I liked last night:
What's the scariest thing about the mummy?
He's standing a little too close to your girlfriend and she's laughing a little too hard at his jokes.
What's the scariest thing about the mummy?
He's standing a little too close to your girlfriend and she's laughing a little too hard at his jokes.
