Fridays Joke (again): Need a push
With something like over 150 jokes now blogged here there is going to be duplicates. Luckily at 5:30am some people are more awake/alert than me, namely Big Mad Kev (of Scotch on the Rocks) who pointed out my earlier joke was a duplicate of this one.
Always ready though, I had received a joke from Martin Jones (no url). Don't forget if you get have a funny joke, send it on over via my contace me page. So if it hasn't appeared already, Enjoy!
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
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Q.What's the capital of Iceland?
A. About Three Pounds Fifty!
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