Fridays Joke: Christmas soon
Well the wedding is tomorrow. I think everything is now done, Helen and I are as ready as we can be. Though my speech is nowhere near being finished :) We're flying off on our honeymoon the next day morning so this is the last Friday Joke for a couple of weeks understandably. Actually I'm going to be on technology black out till I am back! Enjoy!
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
