A group of 4 Microsoft .NET programmers and a group of 4 ColdFusion programmers are going on a train to Scotch on the Road. The MS programmers buy a ticket each, and then watch the ColdFusion programmers proceed to buy one ticket between them.
The MS programmers are intrigued and when they get on the train, they watch the ColdFusion programmers to see what they do when the guard comes to check the tickets. It turns out that, before the guard comes, they all cram into the toilet. The guard knocks on the door, and asks for the ticket. The guard takes it from under the door, and slides it back.