Not bothering with an April Fools post this year, i'm sure there's gonna be enough out there. But if you want some fun check out the Dariwin Awards.com site for a good laugh. The Darwin Awards honor (posthumously, of course) those who have removed themselves from the gene pool in the most spectacular or humiliating manner. A good example of this being :
A young Inuit man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.