Definition: The difference between 'guts' and 'balls'.
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere".
Balls - is getting home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say "You're next"
Flasher THREE OLD LADIES
3 old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. Then...Tilly, Bless her heart, being older and more feeble... couldn't reach that far...