"Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked Paddy.
The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?
Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was
American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why
did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The Assistant replies:
"Because you're in a fecking DIY store."