First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner . Barbossa - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
for all ye who want to delve into the darkest shores and learn more about this scurvy day carry on reading, but be it on your own:
Yarr, my land loving mateys, it be the offical Talk Like A Pirate day today.