The countdown has start for when I step into a new decade, notably called, The 30's. 13 days and counting but at least i've made it into a 4 day weekend for myself so thats not too bad. Anyway if anyone has any good age'ist jokes send them over to me for next week. Enjoy!
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in ananimated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them atfirst, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them saythe following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. Icome once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again andpee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sexobsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don'tspeak aloud in public places about our sex lives.""Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."I bet you read this twice :)