A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year school children, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the hole in it.
He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say:
'Red.............cherry,'
Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green..........lime,
'Orange .........orange.'
Finally the professor gave them all 'honey' loops.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:
'Oh My goodness!!!! They're arse-holes !!'