Fridays Joke: The Lawyer

Shark started last night (6 months behind USA, I know) in the UK which wasn't actually that bad. Though it seems to be House with Lawyers - and thats right down to the single word title! The first episode was good if not predictable but I suppose you should never judge a series by the pilot as its just about introducing the characters. For now I'm just gonna see how next week show goes? Enjoy!A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely.""Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.